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j_p_mall

Lil Deku Nut

$jpsizzle77 My wife is funnier than I am. You should play this game called Fortune Street. It's the greatest game ever. He/Him.

Joined on 27 July, 2016

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Quoted @sean_muscles

has anyone drawn bob from twin peaks but he’s sponge bob

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Replying to @shelleysaid: I know I’ve been a ghost, but this Friday I’m back baby. I hope this statement provides a little more insight to where I’v…

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I know I’ve been a ghost, but this Friday I’m back baby. I hope this statement provides a little more insight to where I’ve been #Exposure ☕️

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It sucks that as I am trying to build a better relationship with my stepdad, our interests are diverging. He doesn't watch baseball anymore and is really into football. I don't watch football anymore and I'm really into baseball.

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Replying to @slut4headpat: I'm curious

RT if you recognise this fish

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The best thing about getting the vaccine was I had to take off my run the jewels hoodie which revealed my run the jewels t-shirt underneath.

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Women don't even need men anymore. You can get a sperm donor and get door dash.

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I'm curious

RT if you recognise this fish

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Replying to @baby_b0nes: THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

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Quoted @baby_b0nes

“once covid is over” starting to sound a lot like “when daft punk tours again”

THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

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Replying to @WolfSkullJack: I don’t know why this makes me laugh as much much as it does

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Replying to @Mike_Eagle: wait is diplo short for diplodocus?

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wait is diplo short for diplodocus?

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Replying to @MrBeastYT: In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with thi…

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In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

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That was supposed to be brb but my phone auto corrected 🤣

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Ben gotta install bones

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I don’t know why this makes me laugh as much much as it does

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Replying to @denzelcurry: midnight EST @kennybeats

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midnight EST @kennybeats

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Quoted @Breaking911

JUST IN: House Dems have introduced a bill to ban “twice impeached presidents” from burial at Arlington National Cemetery and federal funds from going to buildings displaying their names or acknowledging their achievements

This bill is called the "No Glory For Hate Act"

Replying to @_nalexander: This is so stupid.

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This is so stupid.

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Replying to @D3KUDESTR0YER: i come before you with a humble idea

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Replying to @shelleysaid: New music this month, please forgive me for the wait✨

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New music this month, please forgive me for the wait✨

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i come before you with a humble idea

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Replying to @TheHallWay1: Absolutely losing my mind

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Absolutely losing my mind

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I asked a client how he was doing today and he replied "Man, I ain't talking to you, you aren't cool"
I haven't taken an L like this in a while. I don't think I'll recover honestly.

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