Someone hand me bubbles and a puppy and I'm happy π₯πΆ Proud LGBT ally (opinions are definitely my own)
London, England
Joined on 1 October, 2015
Replying to @SoVeryBritish: Welcome to March. Weβve had a stern chat with last March who has assured us this March will be much less, how shall we sβ¦
Welcome to March. Weβve had a stern chat with last March who has assured us this March will be much less, how shall we say, horrific. So keep the masks on, keep diving into hedges to avoid people, you know the drill, and letβs trundle our way towards a lovely Summer. As you were.
Replying to @Woozle_Taffy: Pals keep your eyes peeled for these dog thieves
Pals keep your eyes peeled for these dog thieves
Replying to @pearlylondon: My neighbour is moving out.
5 years ago when she moved in my husband met her before me & told me her name was Liz. For 5β¦
My neighbour is moving out.
5 years ago when she moved in my husband met her before me & told me her name was Liz. For 5 years I've called her Liz, even written it on Xmas cards. Today I found out it's actually Angela.
5 fucking years.
Replying to @StateOfLinkedIn: Morning all...
Hope youβre all keeping positive and testing negative
Replying to @andrewpiercey: how THE FUCK has no one done Moira Rose for snatch game
Morning all...
Hope youβre all keeping positive and testing negative
how THE FUCK has no one done Moira Rose for snatch game
Let me at βem!! ππΌ π₯ @ London, United Kingdom
Replying to @HarrietMinter: Business idea: Deliveroo for printing. You have a doc you need printing, you send it to them & twenty mins later a niceβ¦
Business idea: Deliveroo for printing. You have a doc you need printing, you send it to them & twenty mins later a nice man on a bike delivers it to you and YOU NEVER HAVE TO MANAGE YOUR OWN PRINTER'S INSANE BEHAVIOUR EVER AGAIN. Somebody make this happen pls
This cheers me no end. I am THAT childish.
Why TF is it OK for them to do this and all of us peasants are losing family by the day with no visits???
Duke of Edinburgh: Prince Charles visits his father in hospital - BBC News
I was slightly distracted! π π³
Is that really what all the hype was about #FreeBritney π
Pretty sure my whole street has a building schedule that Iβm not privy to. As soon as one household finishes, the old familiar noise of the next skip being βdelicatelyβ placed into position suggests that there is indeed another 3 months of random banging INCOMING!
Replying to @AdrianEdmondson: So, I've had the jab:
a) No improvement in wifi.
b) Bill Gates has not been in touch.
c) I have not grown a tail.
Verβ¦
So, I've had the jab:
a) No improvement in wifi.
b) Bill Gates has not been in touch.
c) I have not grown a tail.
Very disappointed.
Quoted @CNN
Gwyneth Paltrow reveals she had Covid-19 early on in the pandemic, and is still suffering from some lingering effects.
Iβm sure it wonβt be long until she brings out a Covid candle π―
Quoted @RussInCheshire
Well:
7 hours of surgery
9 months off work
3 years of chemo
4 years of drug trials
10 years of post-cancer treatment and monitoring
Just got the all-clear. I'm done. Might have a drink tonight.
Yay!
Can someone shoot me before I have to watch anyone else making fuxking pancakes on Insta π³π«
(Yes, I know I can just not login but shut up anyway)
Quoted @KatMeanJean
The bank says I canβt afford a $950 mortgage so I pay $1400 a month in rent instead.
This ππΌ
Quoted @hi_sight
UK - animal and human sexual violence often interlinked. That's why we'd like to see legal loopholes closed. Petitions below the article.
Please sign and retweet this:
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