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chanceftw

Chance The Napper

I never put more than 5 min of thought into anything I post.
$cdizz1e

Wherever I like.

Joined on 15 July, 2009

http://www.twitch.tv/Cdizz1e

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Wow... Just 😯

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Replying to @NHL: Okay we all need to take a moment and appreciate that Cale Makar 🍎.

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Okay we all need to take a moment and appreciate that Cale Makar 🍎.

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Good lort Wandavision....

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Gotta love Lolo on The Challenge... "I've gotta do what years of competition and training have taught me, I'm gonna give up. People aren't handing me what I want on a silver platter, and that's not how you treat someone like me."

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Or damn pretty. Whatever.

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That was one pretty damn goal.

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Quoted @YunngCardinal

I miss ⁦@chanceftw

I don't, that dude was a handful. Couple of handfuls judging by that pic. 😘

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Replying to @JoeListComedy: I just got a rapid test. Now I’m waiting for the results and just praying that I don’t have rapids.

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I just got a rapid test. Now I’m waiting for the results and just praying that I don’t have rapids.

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My right shoulder pain has gotten to the point where I can't tell if it's dislocated or about to be at any given time.

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Good Lord in Lewis we trust.

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Replying to @sammorril: People who respond sincerely to joke tweets should have a red check mark

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People who respond sincerely to joke tweets should have a red check mark

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Didn't know "lake hockey" meant playing on a lake-like surface. #NHLOutdoors

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Replying to @fahimanwar: Guys, but what if Ted Cruz planned this trip months in advance? Is he supposed to cancel just because other ppl need his he…

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Guys, but what if Ted Cruz planned this trip months in advance? Is he supposed to cancel just because other ppl need his help and are fucked?

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Kadri bb ♥️ u

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I tried to chug a sour beer too fast and spent my day getting dirty looks trying to cough the shit outta my lungs for 3hrs.

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I've only ever had 1 single Valentine's date. It was awful. You know who you are.

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With my birthday coming up tomorrow, I will be accepting Tinder matches and OnlyFans gift cards for gifts. Thank you in advance.

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Replying to @AnthonyGreen: Yeah this is awesome!

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Quoted @cry_tattoo

@AnthonyGreen @DGDtheband i mean c'mon have ya'll listened to this?

Yeah this is awesome!

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Quoted @jafwords

@marcbernardin when you are writing your comics, do you go for the dialogue first then go back to the panel description when redrafting? Just curious about your own process.

Replying to @marcbernardin: Hmm. It depends. For me, the first step is usually a page worth of prose just describing what’ll happen in the issue. Be…

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Hmm. It depends. For me, the first step is usually a page worth of prose just describing what’ll happen in the issue. Beginning, middle, end. Sometimes there’s dialogue in there if that dialogue is a crucial pivot point.

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