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Replying to @mldiffley: Kevin Durant’s best tweets
Watching 'I care alot' (2020). Staring this crazy actress. Interesting plot, good movie. Am I supposed to be rooting for her or against idk?
Call Bettman and get the Leafs out of the North Division. These games are getting boring 🤣
Kevin Durant’s best tweets
Replying to @timeimmemorial_: blessed commercial
Was it really power hour if you didn’t get in a fight on the piss-soaked bathroom floor?
Replying to @GolfGuyMO: @SportsCenter Spencer Jones then: ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Spencer Jones now:
How satisfying is it when you get a @Jeopardy question right and none of the contestants even answer?
@SportsCenter Spencer Jones then: ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Spencer Jones now:
Replying to @Fr1sbee: "Cody Morin, a sick teenager sent to the Gathering by the Make-A-Wish foundation, receives a lap dance from a sympathetic jugg…
"Cody Morin, a sick teenager sent to the Gathering by the Make-A-Wish foundation, receives a lap dance from a sympathetic juggalette."
For sale. One single 25 lb weight. Current Kijiji market cost $50,000
Replying to @SethMacFarlane:
Replying to @KDTrey5: Bro approached that situation with elite level skill....
@KDTrey5 Subzero really froze the man's blood and then stabbed him with it ✋✋
Bro approached that situation with elite level skill....
Replying to @SWTweets: Almost 1M people were on board the Death Star when Luke Skywalker blew it up
'We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes'.. are you? Or are you actually experiencing the regular amount and simply not hiring more staff
Almost 1M people were on board the Death Star when Luke Skywalker blew it up
Replying to @bondnickbond: a simple 'no comment' would've sufficed
When Jeff O'Neill calls anyone else Jumbo 🤣
a simple 'no comment' would've sufficed
I'm getting Free Top5 tatted on my face
Replying to @TheHallWay1: Absolutely losing my mind
Absolutely losing my mind
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