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Brian Floyd

Director of Programming, @bannersociety

Joined on 20 March, 2010

http://www.afootballwebsite.com

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I mean look at this. It’s like parkour and racquetball

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The following scene just played out in my house

Wife: “THERES A RACCOON ON THE PORCH EATING THE DOG FOOD!!!”

Me: “nope that’s an possum settle down”

[bangs on door yelling “go on git”]

Washington isn’t as far from the south as people assume

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Jai Alai really needs its moment again. At least on streaming or something

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Long story short it’s been a wild year and we have an absolute boss of a leader who started a year ago and was immediately tossed into chaos that she thrives in

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Quoted @thedailybeast

EXCLUSIVE: A pickup truck parked at the U.S. Capitol and bearing a Three Percenter militia sticker on the day of the Jan. 6 riot belongs to the husband of freshman U.S. Rep. Mary Miller of Illinois, who approvingly quoted Adolf Hitler a day earlier

We’re just playing a dark game of Madlibs at this point.

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Also the food bank probably doesn’t look like what you’d think. We’re curbside and delivery only now but when shopping comes it’s going to be really neat

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Also for the second time in a year we lost a National Guardsman because he got promoted due to his work with us. Which is sneakily one of the coolest organizational accomplishments for us

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Spent time at the food bank today, where there’s just random surprises on our shelves sometime.

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*I say my like it’s my puppy but it’s not. Just my random wrestling buddy on walks. Which is a great setup for me really

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Cooper, my black lab puppy I wrestle with, is now 60 pounds. The Bernedoodle puppy also broke free from the kid who had his leash the other day and sprinted to me. The kid apologized as I was like “no no this is perfect thank you for letting me give this fluff ball some love”

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The wind made a hole in our fence and now our dogs know it as the place they get to say hi to their best friends

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Replying to @jon_bois: one thing that’s really nice these days is putting literally any kind of event on the calendar. here’s a good one this weeken…

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Quoted @TylerIAm

Off my draft board

You don’t even need to show me his 40 I already know what a McCorkle runs like

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one thing that’s really nice these days is putting literally any kind of event on the calendar. here’s a good one this weekend: a virtual film festival, all the features are from women filmmakers, watch whenever you want saturday or sunday. 20 bucks!

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Just think about someone in DC who woke up and was like “oh weed is legal, I want to try a weed” and then saw the day turn into an argument over a dress color and a random dude lassoing a loose llama from a Dodge pickup

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Feb 26, 2015 was peak internet. It’s been all downhill from there.

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Quoted @AnupKaphle

Tomorrow is a big day. Never forget.

One thing I did not remember about LlamaDress day is that it started with weed becoming legal in DC. What a perfect day

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Replying to @HunterFelt: Meanwhile on the shelves of Philip K Dick's Sporting Goods.

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Meanwhile on the shelves of Philip K Dick's Sporting Goods.

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