Director of Programming, @bannersociety
Joined on 20 March, 2010
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I mean look at this. It’s like parkour and racquetball
The following scene just played out in my house
Wife: “THERES A RACCOON ON THE PORCH EATING THE DOG FOOD!!!”
Me: “nope that’s an possum settle down”
[bangs on door yelling “go on git”]
Washington isn’t as far from the south as people assume
Jai Alai really needs its moment again. At least on streaming or something
Long story short it’s been a wild year and we have an absolute boss of a leader who started a year ago and was immediately tossed into chaos that she thrives in
Quoted @thedailybeast
EXCLUSIVE: A pickup truck parked at the U.S. Capitol and bearing a Three Percenter militia sticker on the day of the Jan. 6 riot belongs to the husband of freshman U.S. Rep. Mary Miller of Illinois, who approvingly quoted Adolf Hitler a day earlier
We’re just playing a dark game of Madlibs at this point.
Also the food bank probably doesn’t look like what you’d think. We’re curbside and delivery only now but when shopping comes it’s going to be really neat
Also for the second time in a year we lost a National Guardsman because he got promoted due to his work with us. Which is sneakily one of the coolest organizational accomplishments for us
Spent time at the food bank today, where there’s just random surprises on our shelves sometime.
*I say my like it’s my puppy but it’s not. Just my random wrestling buddy on walks. Which is a great setup for me really
Cooper, my black lab puppy I wrestle with, is now 60 pounds. The Bernedoodle puppy also broke free from the kid who had his leash the other day and sprinted to me. The kid apologized as I was like “no no this is perfect thank you for letting me give this fluff ball some love”
The wind made a hole in our fence and now our dogs know it as the place they get to say hi to their best friends
Replying to @jon_bois: one thing that’s really nice these days is putting literally any kind of event on the calendar. here’s a good one this weeken…
You don’t even need to show me his 40 I already know what a McCorkle runs like
one thing that’s really nice these days is putting literally any kind of event on the calendar. here’s a good one this weekend: a virtual film festival, all the features are from women filmmakers, watch whenever you want saturday or sunday. 20 bucks!
Just think about someone in DC who woke up and was like “oh weed is legal, I want to try a weed” and then saw the day turn into an argument over a dress color and a random dude lassoing a loose llama from a Dodge pickup
Feb 26, 2015 was peak internet. It’s been all downhill from there.
One thing I did not remember about LlamaDress day is that it started with weed becoming legal in DC. What a perfect day
Replying to @HunterFelt: Meanwhile on the shelves of Philip K Dick's Sporting Goods.
Meanwhile on the shelves of Philip K Dick's Sporting Goods.
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