Did you hear? @UNDP_India and @PenguinUKBooks, #ThursdayThoughts is officially your trend, celebrate? I have spoken.

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@jimmyfallon In 8th grade I created a self drying towel rack for a project that sold for less then what it cost to make #MyWorstInvention

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@jimmyfallon As a kid I thought turkey made you sleepy so it was the solution for insomnia. I invented Sleepy Bird pillowcases. Just pillowcases that have pockets to fill with warm turkey to sniff and snack all night. I got zero investors. #MyWorstInvention

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@jimmyfallon You crave a burger. You goto a restaurant & there’s a great description of another food which you impulse order instead. It’s good, but it’s not as good as the burger would have been.

That feeling that you would’ve gotten?
I dubbed it the “Hansen Feeling”. 😉
#MyWorstInvention

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Replying to @jimmyfallon: My friend would stick donut holes into the center of donuts and call it a "wholenut". #MyWorstInvention

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@jimmyfallon When I was 9 I tried to make popcorn in the gas oven's broiler. Technically it worked, but the smell lingered for years. #MyWorstInvention

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Edible Qtips for cats. "Use em and feed em to your cat! #MyWorstInvention

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Replying to @jimmyfallon: It's hashtags time! Tell us a weird or funny thing you've invented, then tag it with #MyWorstInvention. Could be on the show!

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@jimmyfallon During Covid, I’m trying not to physically touch the blue USPS mailbox so I use nearby twigs. My neighbor saw me and calls it my opening stick similar to a monkey fishing termites. #MyWorstInvention

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